20 years and six defining moments for pets in Australia
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Ruby’s Rosé
Reviewed by Penny Lane
Let’s all start by raising the obvious question - why is this dog wearing a crown? Crowns are only worn by royalty, royalty meaning cats. Not mutts. I might have to deduct a point from my score because of this clear lack of judgement. I should probably write a stern letter.
Anyway, on to this delightful liquid. It’s pink, and I approve. Looks lovely sitting next to me on a summer’s afternoon while I watch the (annoying) birds fly past and take in the sights from high up on my cat tower. Mere peasants below would not understand the joys of an occasion such as this.
My taste buds tingle as I slowly lap up the decadent liquid. I can taste juicy cherries and strawberries, and am reminded of that Christmas pavlova I once enjoyed while no one was looking.
The vibrant acidity perks me up instantly and I even consider skipping my next nap, I enjoy the taste that much. But let’s be honest, real royalty skips naps for no one.
50 cents from this bottle also goes to helping rescue pets like myself find a home, where they too can boss around human slaves. What more could one want from life?
*No cats drank wine in the creation of this review. Nor did a cat type this out.
Violet’s Grüner Veltliner
Reviewed by Maggie
Today the human brought home some liquid that does not look like coffee. In fact, there is a photo of another dog on the front. Does this mean I’m getting a new friend?! Oh, I do hope so!
Human has opened the bottle and has a big smile. I can smell florals, spices and hints of pears. It’s ten times better than what I smelled on the oak tree today, and that smell was pretty darn good.
While the human is not looking I decided to see what all the fuss was about, and boy am I glad I disobeyed the rules and knocked this unknown substance off the table! It is so delicious and is much better than the water in my bowl. I wish I could have this every day.
I overhear the human say it’s called Violet’s Grüner Veltliner. That must be the name of my new friend. Can’t wait to meet her!
For every purchase of one of these scrumptious bottles, 50 cents goes towards helping homeless pets find a family. I was one of them once, and boy am I glad that my human found me.
*Although she would have loved to, Maggie did not drink wine for the creation of this review.
Max’s Cabernet Malbec
Reviewed by Obi
A bottle with another dog’s face on it. Bold choice. Personally, I’d prefer it if it had a picture of my human. Or me. His helmet is cool, though. Can I get one of those? Oh, the wine… it smells like berries, it’s smooth, deep, and lingers on, just like the way I stare at my human until they finally give me the treat I was after. A wine with big feelings – just like me.
The taste? I wouldn’t know, my human wouldn’t give me any. But she seemed to like it very much; we settled into the couch, she gave me the ear scritches I really like. That’s a vibe I can fully endorse.
And the best part? Each bottle helps pets like me find their people, which is exactly how it should be because dogs should have people to love.
Obi did not drink wine while writing this review. He did, however, supervise closely from the couch.
Gulliver's Grenache Shiraz
Reviewed by Phoebe
Red and white - just like me! So obviously, this bottle caught my eye straight away. Honestly, I think it would look even better with my face on the label, but I’ll let Gulliver have this one.
First off, I tried to investigate… very thoroughly. Not for drinking, obviously, but sniffing is my specialty. I watched from my comfy spot while my human opened the bottle.
My human says it’s full of red berries and blackberries, with a little spice that gives it some kick before finishing smooth and silky. Honestly, that sounds just like me - bursting out the gate with zoomies, then softening into a big, fluffy cuddle pile by the end of the day.
And the best part? Every bottle helps pets like me find their humans. That’s something I’ll happily raise a paw to. Because all pets deserve what I have - someone to play with, cuddle with, and follow around the house, no matter what.
Phoebe did not taste wine while reviewing. She did, however, provide critical supervision, multiple sniffs, and one very demanding cuddle.
Gracie’s Gewürztraminer Riesling
Reviewed by Darcy & Boo
A pale gold bottle with Gracie’s name on it. Lovely. Though between us, I think it would look even better with my name in sparkles (Darcy speaking, obviously). Boo says labels don’t matter; she’s more interested in the bigger picture.
Our human says it shows aromas of lychee and white peach with a little spice, and on the palate it’s crisp and cleansing. Darcy thinks it sounds like a dazzling spotlight - full of energy, flair, and a little bit of drama. Boo sees it differently: calm, comforting, with a gentle sparkle that keeps things interesting!
The best part? While we sit in our favourite spot by the front window, heckling passers-by, our human can enjoy a glass knowing each bottle helps pets like us find their people. And that’s something worth raising a paw (or teddy) to.
Darcy & Boo did not drink wine while reviewing. Darcy demanded shoulder cuddles mid-pour, and Boo supervised from her favourite blanket with her teddy.
Mario’s Mataro Montepulciano
Reviewed by Louis & Askari
A deep, dark bottle - elegant, confident, and impossible to ignore. Askari approves immediately; Louis gives it a cautious once-over, still trying to look nonchalant while secretly intrigued.
Our human says it’s full of luscious dark berries with hints of spice and cedary oak, finishing with long, lingering tannins. Askari nods thoughtfully - sophisticated, steady, and deliberate, just the way he likes things. Louis listens carefully, then adds his own commentary: “Fancy stuff. Looks serious. Cool.” He’s not entirely sure what it all means, but he knows it feels important.
The best part? Every bottle helps pets like us find their people, and that’s exactly the kind of story worth noticing.
Louis & Askari did not drink wine while reviewing. Askari observed with quiet poise, while Louis tried to turn it into a game.
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