Last updated: 21 Aug, 2020
Published on: 25 Feb, 2020
Resident rescue pets review Sit Stay Society Wines latest drop
Reviewed by Penny Lane
Let’s all start by raising the obvious question - why is this dog wearing a crown? Crowns are only worn by royalty, royalty meaning cats. Not mutts. I might have to deduct a point from my score because of this clear lack of judgement. I should probably write a stern letter.
Anyway, on to this delightful liquid. It’s pink, and I approve. Looks lovely sitting next to me on a summer’s afternoon while I watch the (annoying) birds fly past and take in the sights from high up on my cat tower. Mere peasants below would not understand the joys of an occasion such as this.
My taste buds tingle as I slowly lap up the decadent liquid. I can taste juicy cherries and strawberries, and am reminded of that Christmas pavlova I once enjoyed while no one was looking.
The vibrant acidity perks me up instantly and I even consider skipping my next nap, I enjoy the taste that much. But let’s be honest, real royalty skips naps for no one.
50 cents from this bottle also goes to helping rescue pets like myself find a home, where they too can boss around human slaves. What more could one want from life?
*No cats drank wine in the creation of this review. Nor did a cat type this out.
Violet’s Grüner Veltliner
Reviewed by Maggie
Today the human brought home some liquid that does not look like coffee. In fact, there is a photo of another dog on the front. Does this mean I’m getting a new friend?! Oh, I do hope so!
Human has opened the bottle and has a big smile. I can smell florals, spices and hints of pears. It’s ten times better than what I smelled on the oak tree today, and that smell was pretty darn good.
While the human is not looking I decided to see what all the fuss was about, and boy am I glad I disobeyed the rules and knocked this unknown substance off the table! It is so delicious and is much better than the water in my bowl. I wish I could have this every day.
I overhear the human say it’s called Violet’s Grüner Veltliner. That must be the name of my new friend. Can’t wait to meet her!
For every purchase of one of these scrumptious bottles, 50 cents goes towards helping homeless pets find a family. I was one of them once, and boy am I glad that my human found me.