Adoption information
Rescue group
PetRescue ID
997176
Location
Currans Hill, NSW
Age
1 year 1 month
Adoption fee
$650.00
Breeder identification
R251000007
Rehoming organisation
R251000007
Source number
R251000007
Last updated
25 Feb, 2024
Pre-adoption checks
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Desexed
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Vaccinated
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Interstate adoption (ACT, NSW, NT, QLD, SA, TAS, VIC, WA)
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Wormed
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Has received heartworm preventative
I'd prefer a home that
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Doesn't have cats
About Turtle Darchi
TURTLE DARCHI
Alaskan Malamute
Male (D)
Born 13 March 2023
Located - Currans Hill, NSW
When one stumbles upon perfection that is simply too much for mere mortals to comprehend, once must ask of themselves "Am I the mould, or the one who broke it?"
Whilst it's presumptuous of me to guide your verdict, once you've finished reading my profile you'll either be tinkling your pantaloons or running for the hills. The truly gifted may combine reactions, circling back for another go on the merry-go-round.
Buckle up, I am a ride.
At obedience school I am the youngest, but considering I already weigh circa 20kgs, the biggest. My keen intelligence sees me boast that come graduation day I will do so with honours - provided I nail down two key basics:
1. Stay is very much a work in progress as at times my excitement gets the better of me.
2. Leave it will only work if human attention is directed my way - turn your back and it's game over. (Cue my look of defiance and my mantra of no apologies right about now).
Constant, consistent mental and physical stimulation dictates which side of my personality will prevail that day. Will I crank up the puppeh obnoxiousness to 11, or will that stick of butter melt in my mouth? Chances are roughly 50/50, always in my favour.
A no-holds barred bear I live life to the fullest with a side of FOMO. Just ask the neighbours when my invitation to enjoy their backyard festivities gets lost in the mail. The woo's remind them they are missing out on the guest of honour, the back-chatter incentive to not make that mistake again.
A keen landscaper I ignore my dedicated sandpit, preferring the designer aesthetics of carefully cultivated landmines placed in strategic positions.
Unlike those who test their climbing abilities to take themselves off on solo adventure, my quest lies with the reward of sampling sheer temptation a.k.a edibles on the kitchen bench.
My work ethic prevails via household chores - stealing of socks, shoes, undies... basically anything that is not nailed down. In the interests of equality I am comfortable with self-reprimand, ripping up any toys I dare leave lying around.
Currently sharing space with 3 humans under 7 years, including a baby, I am gentle and loving but do suffer from red cordial-itis. They cry, I howl with sympathy. They run around squealing with excitement, I howl with reciprocal joy, barreling straight through as I join in their reindeer games. In tune with my sixth sense I categorically know where you humans want to go next, making sure I stand in your way.
With absolutely no malicious intent for those younger kids aged 10+ are probably a safer bet. Though all ages are welcome if they are both savvy to the ways of the oversized pupstar and not wrapped in cotton wool. In return I will be their best friend and confident, sleep on their bed, play catch after school... and eat their homework.
Possessing an uncanny ability to generate my own fun it would benefit all if there was another friendly and playful female canine companion within the home. One who understands that I'm all talk as I stretch these wings of confidence, working hard to spare my feelings when my reaction to being schooled is affronted screams and bouts of tantrum crying.
Friendly, appropriate and invested with all canine friends I've met to date - including little fluffies who run up to me with their Napoleon complex leading the charge - if you can't provide another doggy daycare and / or daily dog park visits will feature high on the activities roster.
Seeking true integration into both your heart and your home, you'll be the type to venture outside the familiar streets of your community as we explore this sunburnt country where you will find me right by your side. Or in front. Never behind. The dulcet tones of the song of my people leading the way.
A lot of bear I am seeking those with the fortitude to build upon the sound foundations instilled in me to date. My food motivation is at an all time high - the provision of the noms will see us safely navigate the upcoming terrible two's, chest bumping and raising the paws of a winner's pride on the other side.
In return I will lay on your feet, comforting you as you slave away at the kitchen stove with no self-serving interest... but should a stray bit of food makes it's way to ground level I am your personal vacuum. Content to decompress at the end of an exhausting yet productive day, couch snuggles reign supreme.
EXPRESSION OF INTEREST FORM
To express interest in adopting please complete the linked form in the first instance:
https://tinyurl.com/ABRAdoption
ADOPTION FEE
$650
Includes desexing, current C5 vaccination, HW test, current internal and external parasite treatment, and lifetime registration if adopted in the State of NSW.
Rehoming Organisation Number:
R251000007
Adoption details
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