Ralph

Is there more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Cause I don’t think so.

My name is Ralph ( Phantom Chilli) and I am one handsome man.

I am looking for a home where everyone loves me. Because I am so handsome, I deserve to be admired!

I am happy to be on my own for part time hours, but I do love other dogs so I’d be delighted to live with someone else as well, big, medium or small I don’t mind. I’m a lover.

My foster mum says that the only sound in my head is the microwave turning, but that’s a great noise, it means dinner is on its way!
She mostly says things like that when I do something like hit my head on doors, or get stuck in complicated things like corners. It’s not my fault I get distracted by how handsome I am. On that note, have you seen my reflection, cause I see it all the time and it is entrancingly handsome!

I will steal your hearts, and also all your food.
In my time in foster care I have really expanded my palate to include entire blocks of chocolate, bags of flour, chips, cheese, a raw potato, left overs and a can of beans. Unless it is behind closed doors, it’s mine. I will help you keep things rudy that’s for sure!
I can sometimes be fussy with my dinner though, if it’s not prepared exactly the way I like it. But I’m a superstar, so I deserve a little pampering.

My hobbies include following you around the house, moving all my toys from one room to another and then back again and staring at my own reflection.

My toilet training is excellent, but when I need to go I get desperate so be ready to get that door.

In general I walk very nicely on a lead, I rarely pull, but I do like to zig zag in front of you. However if you step on my toe when I do this, I will scream blue murder and you will deserve it. When you’re as good looking as I am you shouldn’t have to put up with that sort of behaviour.

I love children. I have been around children who aren’t confident with dogs and children who run and scream and throw things. And I take it all in my stride. They seem to like me too, and why not, I’m charming as well as handsome.

I will come with my valet, the cuddlepillar. We’ve been together through foster care and he’s my right-paw man. He organises my toy collection which is a very important job.

So, all that’s left is to ask yourself one simple question.
Do you need a big handsome man in your life? If so, have your people call my people!
Let’s do this!

See you soon!
Luvs
the handsomeness named Ralph ❣️🐾

- Not cat tolerant -