Sal

Are you tired? Do you spend your days wanting to relax in the sun or lounge on the couch watching the box? Why not have Sal the senior sweetheart join you on your ultimate retiree quest?

This gorgeous geriatric still enjoys a stroll to stretch out her legs, so have those white sneakers on stand-by!

Sal would love somewhere where she can sit back, relax, and contemplate why the young whippersnappers of today don’t do anything she did back in her day.

Like a fine wine, this black beauty has aged to perfection. She is in her prime and loving her old-timer status.

If you fancy the company of a distinguished, mature lady who is content simply relaxing in your company, then apply for ol’ Sal to kick start the first day of the rest of her happy, retired life.