Squeak

Squeak is not your average kitten.

He has been described in the past as a 'Dirty Scoundrel', 'Beelzebub's Spawn' or 'The Wicked One', but never 'average'.

If you have seen the movie Split, you will understand what we mean when we say that he moves between being Patricia to Hedwig to the Beast within a 60 sec time frame.

Squeak has the speed of a ginger ninja that has been taken over by dark forces... first he is in front of you, but blink and then he's on the ceiling, crawling unnaturally, like a stop-motion creature birthed from our darkest subconscious. His Parkour skills are also on-point (his speed, stealth and agility are at Grand Master level) and he trains relentlessly in the art of cat toy murder (feather toys beware).

His velvet ginger fur, mesmerising eyes and hypnotic squeaks will make you want to get close to him for a cuddle and pat... but PLEASE, whatever you do, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS. It will end badly! He is a trickster and cannot be trusted.

He does sometimes like to flip the script and be held in your arms like an adorable baby and squeak at you his sweet nothings... will he fall asleep and start to snore or will his eyes sporadically turn black as he begins to chew through your arm? Time will tell.

Don't let his boy-next-door appearance fool you, Squeak is the Prince of Darkness and derives pleasure in causing havoc on his unsuspecting victims. His favourite pastime is to pounce out of the darkness, attach himself to your bum cheek and climb directly into your soul so that he can claim it as his own.

This adorable furry devil is extremely inquisitive and interested in absolutely everything, nothing is safe from his sticky paws. If you don't like your children- Squeak is the feline for you! He thoroughly enjoys hanging off kid's arms and chasing them around the house like a giant squeak toy- Squeak enjoys this (a lot) but kids tend not to!

But seriously... Squeak is an adorable terror of a kitten and if you enjoy having your life ruled by a feline dictator then this savage house kitten would love to own you. He would love to live with another willing feline friend who is happy to put up with his devilish ways.

If you would like to adopt a ghoul kitten with a thirst for human blood (one with lots of great personality) then please apply below. We promise that whoever adopts him will have nightmare fuel to accompany you on every camping trip for life.

This profile is based on true events.

*Adoption Process*

LOCATION ADOPTION @ SCAR CENTRE

This baby is located in our Adoption Centre 23 Grasslands Avenue, Craigieburn VIC - open for meet and greets / adoptions 9am-4pm Tuesday-Friday and 9am-2pm Saturday. Always best to give us a call first (9357 0834) before you come down to avoid any disappointments if you have your heart set on a particular cat, but we often have many others for you to meet that you may fall in love with!

www.secondchanceanimalrescue.com.au
...because they all deserve one!