Bluebell **Fin, Furred N Feathered**

Hello darlings,

My name is Bluebell, and I am the sassiest girl you will ever meet!

I demand only the best of everything! I have standards, and I won't be swayed to let them slip! That's why I need to make sure that my future home is up to scratch! I can't be expected to have the uncomfortable spot on the couch, or mediocre food, can I?!

I love being with my foster mumma; she spoils me, gives me lots of forced cuddles (which I pretend to hate, but secretly love!), she is mine. She is mine and no one else's! Except she keeps telling me that I have to share her with the other foster cats?! And that they deserve attention too?! It's obviously some sort of joke, that she thinks is funny, but I dont understand, because everyone in the house knows she is MY human!

So much so, that I have to sit on her and snuggle up to her, just to show her that she is mine. Being able to breathe or move is optional for her.
If she gets up from the couch, I need to sit in her spot, so she will have to pick me up and cuddle me when she returns. She also does this thing, where she shuts her bedroom door at night, and leaves me on the other side?! She seems to not realise that I'm not in the room with her, so I meow and scratch at the door until she realises. She must sleep really soundly though, because some nights she doesn't hear me until the morning! I know she would let me in immediately if she knew I wasn't with her....it wouldn't be intentional....

I dont mind cats and dogs, provided they don't try to take ANY of my attention, and aren't annoying me! Otherwise, I will certainly tell them how I feel!
I also don't want to go to a home with children. Whilst they aren't that scary, they do tend to be needy like me, and again, I dont want to share my attention! I also do this thing where I grumble, growl and meow and sound really grumpy, and will nibble your fingers, but I'm not a nasty girl, I promise! I just don't know how to communicate with humans properly.

I will need regular brushing, which I dont mind, and rather enjoy, and is highly recommended, because I DONT like the sound of a shaver, so make sure I don't get any matt's! Otherwise my grumbles will be serious! I also don't want to be allowed outside, because it's too dirty and loud out there! A nice sunny window spot to watch the world, will do me just nicely, thank you!

If you are interested in meeting with me, and getting to know my quirky, diva personality, reach out to my foster mumma! Warning, if I like you, I will try to own you as well!

Lots of love bites and smothered kisses, Bluebell xxx