Kahunas

Aloha!

I’m Kahunas, but you may refer to me as King Kahunas, as that’s how I wish to be treated.

I enjoy the finer things in life: a warm bed (or two), breakfast, dinner, and treats, and plenty of cuddles!

If you walk into a room without acknowledging my presence, I’ll reprimand you with a soft meow or gentle headbutt.

I love the company of women, and may feel a little threatened by men. After all… they could attempt to steal my title.

My favourite hobby (aside from being served food and being shown affection) is making biscuits. These will cost you 12,000 treats.

I hope you’re able to serve me well.

Yours,
King Kahunas