Queenie

Greetings Subjects.

I am Queenie, a petite lady full of tortitude and looking for a new kingdom.

I am a typical Queen. I expect things to go my way and have no qualms about smacking my human, feline or canine subjects to put them back in line. I am not nasty about it - they just need the occasional reminder that I am the boss 😏

I LOVE food and smooches and will even give you a little love bite to show my appreciation when you indulge my desire for face scritches. It doesn’t hurt, after all I have hardly any teeth left after a major dental work up! As much as I love food (I have put on some much needed weight since being in care), I do require a fairly strict diet due to digestive issues. My human subject can tell you all about that when you speak to her.

My coat does look a little strange at the moment as I was given a terrible haircut when my knights saved me from my dungeon, but it is growing back well and I’m not averse to a gentle brushing to prevent my coat becoming matted again. Just don’t try to trim my nails without assistance. I do NOT like this and you will require help if you want to stay in my good books.

My ideal kingdom will be one where I can rule over my humans without the interference of other felines or drooly dogs getting in my way. I CAN live with them if I really have to, but being a senior lady I would prefer your lap to myself. Any other pets will need to understand that it is MY kingdom and I call the shots.

I do not wish to go outside where I could be captured by my enemies again. I want to remain inside my fortress, testing out all the comfy spots and playing with all the toys, occasionally gazing out of the window to see what the commoners are doing. So indoor only please.

Applications for the position of human servant now open.