Dora The Eggsplorer

Hey, how you doin'? We're two best friends ready to venture out to find a barn of our own. If you're looking for an adventurous pair with im-peck-able taste, then I believe you need to come down right now and bring us home.. I'm not cluckin' about. We would really love somewhere with a secure enclosure, one that is big enough so that we can scratch around and stretch our wings as well as keep us safe from predators. We would also love if you can provide us with plenty of fresh water, quality chicken feed and a variety of veggies daily to keep us in tip top shape. We're really just waiting for someone to show us the eggs-it and get us the cluck outta here!
I know you're probably working around the cluck right now, but we think you should chuck a chicky and come visit us in Malaga, and get us chicked out. Sorry for all the puns, we've been told our whole lives that we're quite the comedi-hens. So, what are you waiting for? Yolk's on you! See you soon :)