Tabitha

Hello there. I’m Tabitha but I’d prefer you referred to me as your “Queen”

I am looking for a new servant as my current peasant has decided she’d like to travel around Australia. Frankly, I’m not at all impressed. I have no patience for travel. I prefer to stay in my castle and have someone dote on me so I’ve told her I am putting out this advertisement for her replacement.

Your tasks will involve brushing me (only when I request it), playing with me (with toys of my choosing), feeding me (preferably 3 meals per day) and cleaning up after me (obviously).

I will require many high viewing platforms so that I can look down on all my minions, a prime seating position that gets the afternoon sun and a home without any tiny humans or other animals. Don’t be absurd, I don’t share my castle with anyone other than my workers.

Please submit your resume and cover letter to apply for the position.