Miracle

so, I looked up the definition of 'Miracle', as I thought it could help me to market myself to my prospective family, and the definition I found is very fitting: 'a remarkable event or development that brings very welcome consequences'. So, for those playing at home, the remarkable event was you finding this bio, and the development that brings very welcoming consequences is, (hopefully), me! I know you're already impressed that I can both use a computer without the benefit of opposable thumbs, AND navigate Urban Dictionary, but read on! I have so many other traits that will make you sit up and pay attention to this Miracle!
I'm handsome (clearly)
I'm male (but don't worry, I'm also a feminist).
I have morals and principles. Walking nicely on the lead and listening to all of your troubles are both things I take very seriously.
I would prefer to be your one and only pet. I could lie and say I'm interested in getting all the attention, but the truth is, I'm not keen on sharing you (or my space) with other pets. Humans are my deal, other animals are not.
I'm easily pleased (not high energy or demanding). I'm a typical, laid-back, loving greyhound who loves a good smooch and a laze about.
I'm acrobatic and my couch yoga skills are next level.
I'm the Miracle you've been waiting for! Trust me, it's divine intervention.

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