Hagrid

Feeling lonely & in need of some company? Did 2020 get you down? Don't worry, me too. You see, I was meant to get the train back to Hogwarts months ago but with all these border closures I got stuck here instead with you lot! I'm far too majestic to spend another day in this shelter...I think you should take me home with you.

Since were both here, I may as well tell you how I could make your 2021 a whole lot brighter. If you're looking for a loyal & loving companion I may be the man for you. See the thing is...I like to talk, like A LOT - so you won't ever feel alone with me around. Snacks, toys, birds, magical creatures, business & economics are among my favourite subjects to talk about - I can pretty much chat your ear off about anything so if you're someone who enjoys their peace & quite we may not be the right fit. I just need someone as enthusiastic about my beautiful meows as myself. I'm an absolute smooch of a boy; pats, cuddles, chin scratches, ear scratches, belly rubs... I love it all! I want to spend as much time with you as possible but if you have to go out to work or whatever it is you muggles do all day just be sure to make up for it by giving me lots of attention when you get home! If you're working from home I might even chime in on some of your zoom calls, but don't worry I definitely know what I'm talking about so your boss will probably give you a raise when they hear all my ideas.

Treats & food are among my favourite things EVER! I'm not a fussy eater, but if you really wanted to spoil me (you should) then I would have to say my favourite kind of snack is boiled chicken. I'm also a huge fan of toys. Balls, bells & string toys are all really cool, but the BEST toys ever are them little mouse toys. I love to shred & tear them apart, it really gets my prey drive going, so I guess its lucky I'm an inside only cat so I don't bring you any surprise presents from the outside world. Sometimes, loud noises & movements can spook me so I feel safest when kept indoors only within a quiet household. As an added benefit this stops me from being able to spread my cat flu to other kitties on the street & keeps me protected from all that scary stuff outside.

As much as I love my toys, I have been known to play rough at times so no kids under 12 years please. I'm not a huge fan of sharing the spotlight - I've come across a few cats & dogs among other beasts in my travels & while I didn't mind SOME of them, others really got on my nerves; so its best that I be kept as the only animal in your home. I mean why you would feel the need to show anyone else attention when I'm around is beyond me anyway; my personality is big enough on its own!
But that's enough about me for now, I think it's time you ask one of the muggles at front counter to arrange a meeting & once you adopt me I'll be sure to share many more stories with you :)

TTYL, Hagrid xx