Casper

Wanted : Female human companion

I'm on the lookout for a female human companion . I'm a sensitive new age guy who loves to just curl up on the couch with you and watch tv, and, if you invite me to, I will sleep on your bed.

I'm not fussy with food like some blokes are, wanting all that chef inspired stuff. Thats not me. I'm a simple fella with simple needs.
I love going for walks. Doesn't have to be a run. I will keep pace with you.

I would really love to be the only man in the house. Yes, I guess I'm not really keen on men.... something in my past has made me this way... I really don't want to talk about it but I am sure you will understand. Human men scare me, even ones that I just met and are really nice.
I was with another male dog for a while and we did have our little spats .. and my humans decided that someone might get hurt so I had to go back to the pound. That broke my heart.
I was so sad. I went and lived with an elderly man for a while cos my humans thought I seemed to like him.. which I did when I first met him, but then all my memories came back and I was scared of him and didn't want to go near him.
So here I am again, looking for a companion. My humans have decided that since I get so scared of men and I really love women that I probably need a female human companion. I think before I was surrendered to the pound I was with children. I lived with a cat for a while and she didn't bother me so I didn't bother her.

And you know what...I'm only 18 months old but I'm not like those silly puppies that jump all over you and do silly things. I am kinda mature for my age my humans think. My humans don't know if I jump fences.. they have never seen me try and they don't know if I dig, but hey what dog doesn't like to dig? Maybe I could help my human companion with the gardening. I don't really like being left alone. In time I may get over this and learn to forget what has happened to me but right now I love having someone with me.

So if you are a human female and think we could build a lovely relationship, please fill out an expression of interest form so my secretaries can tell me what you are like , oh and if I think you could help me forget my past then my humans will ask you to send photos or video of your backyard and your fences.
Looking forward to hearing from some lovely ladies (I hope)

Hopefully yours soon

Casper