Ash

Hello hooman.
My name is Ash and I'm actually a regal blue who's real name is She With The Prettiest Coloured Fur Ever Who Must Be Obeyed. Maybe Ash is less of a mouthful. So let's get to what I'm looking for, I am after all auditioning my next hooman / family / tribe / pod / servants... choose a word. I care not, i am cat after all!
1. opposable thumbs. You must be useful. Opening packets, cans, doors, fridges, and other necessary tasks to meet my needs and keep me happy, these thumb things are a necessity. You must have them.
2. Willingness to please. I am not a young thing who can be easily amused with a simple piece of string. I am a complex being who needs to be understood on all levels... ooh... birdie... I'll get back to you.
3. Raw diet. Now I've had some pretty awful servants to date, so lets get right to the point. i've got at least 12 years to live. I've already lost four... yes FOUR teeth and those darn vets told my rescue my real age. They will pay. **ahem** anyway, need a chef with an understanding of the words RAW and CARNIVORE and of course, treat meals are always a necessity. Once or twice a week. Chicken necks are entertaining, they'll do nicely. Thanks!
4. Entertainment. I'm not some hussy who will be fobbed off with a simple piece of string. I need real attention. Laser toys, jumping, soft fleecy blankets on your bed, things to climb, oh yes things to scratch and of course birdie TV. I don't care how you make that happen, the birdies have to be on offer. Rescue tells me budgies are a NO... a few of those would be entertaining.
5. Most of all I need a hooman who knows I've been not terribly well owned for the first part of my life, and can have a bit of an attitude. I give plenty of warning, I huff and puff and get upset. Basically I want to be the only cat, the one and only domestic goddess, bast who rules over all. I'll be much happier and so will you.
6. I must be kept inside. I am a precious being and want to be treasured. I never ever want to go through an unwanted pregnancy and having kittens in some strangers backyard again. You must keep me inside, this is not negotiable.
If you've read this far and think you can meet the above criteria, hit that submit button and be auditioned online. Because in person is verboten. Some hooman virus plague all over the world. Don't know what you're all whinging about, we've had our coronavirus for decades... but that's another issue entirely. Apply now. Be ruled by a being that's worthy of all your worship, food and pats. I'm worth it. L'oreal has nothing on me.
Look forward to hearing from you,
She With The Prettiest Coloured Fur Ever Who Must Be Obeyed aka 'Ash""
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To adopt a cat from Cat People you'll be required to have a remote or in-person house check done, show photo ID & proof of address, and fill out & sign an adoption contract.
Cats from our group are all are vet checked, flea treated, wormed, vaccinated and desexed before being taken home by their adopters. Additionally, all of our cats have been evaluated for behavioural traits, fed a high-quality diet, and well socialised. Please note: all Cat People cats and kittens are indoor only, this is not negotiable.
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