Boston

Job description - Sidekick best friend

I am looking for a sidekick who will help me solve the crimes of 'why is my bowl empty 30 seconds after feeding time' and 'what is hiding in these drawers'

The perfect sidekick will meet the following criteria;
- Be by my side as much as possible so I know I am safe and loved
- Come to me when I call out for you so I know you are ready to go at all times
- Walk with me (harnessed of course) around the grass of our safe yard
- Be able to read my body language so you know when I need a break
- and provide me lots of fun toys to play with while we wait for you to come home from work

Now, crime fighting isn't for the weak so I am looking for a sidekick that will have some life experience and been around for a while. Someone who knows to take our new friendship slow.
I am looking for human sidekicks with time and patience and even a fury friend would be good too.