Coco Loco

Coco Loco has had ENOUGH! Adopted from the RSPCA in Bendigo in 2016 (before it closed), then surrendered, then adopted out, then surrendered, then adopted out... you get the picture. Coco Loco is done with being bounced around like a furry plaything and wants OUT! Here's what she has to say to potential adopters:
""If you are a good human slave to cats, especially a chocolate Burmese goddess such as myself, you will make sure there are no other household deities. That means none. No children, no other cats, and definitely none of those drooling dog fools. Nothing, nada, there will be only one and that will be me.
You must be willing to be sat on, slept on, kneaded and be able to serve me food and love in equal parts on demand, whilst not pushing yourself onto me. It's all on my terms and if you forget that fact, I will bite and maim you, and put you in hospital.
Remember I am the Goddess of Cats and you are the abject human slave. There can be only one and that is I, Coco. I'm ignoring the fact the idiot who's currently fostering me thought it was cute to call me Loco. I'll poop in her shoes as soon as I get out of this purgatorial crate she put me in for beating up one of the other foster cats.
Anyway back to you. Yes you... you should submit an enquiry now. You'll only get one chance to serve a luxurious being such as myself. Look into my eyes and try to say no... no you can't can you? Of course not, my eyes are magnetic, as it my purrsonality. Apply now slave and make it snappy!""

Coco is a healthy goddess who's desexed, microchipped (microchip #953010004245549, source #EE101165), vaccinated and she does not and never ever has had worms or fleas, they wouldn't dare infest her body! Coco is available for adoption right now!
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To adopt a cat from Cat People you'll be required to have a remote or in-person house check done, show photo ID & proof of address, and fill out & sign an adoption contract.
Cats from our group are all are vet checked, flea treated, wormed, vaccinated and desexed before being taken home by their adopters. Additionally, all of our cats have been evaluated for behavioural traits, fed a high-quality diet, and well socialised. Please note: all Cat People cats and kittens are indoor only, this is not negotiable.
We will communicate with you through every step of the adoption process to ensure that your experience (and the cat's) is excellent and that you are confident in your decision to adopt a feline companion. Returns are only accepted due to health issues confirmed by a veterinarian.
We only accept adoptions from people with residency in Australia. If you are on a work or student visa, talk to us about fostering with the group instead!