Spiderman

Right! I'm Tonkinese. You think you want me because I'm a VERY special cat and I sure am!! But I have particular traits that not every human likes.

Unlike most cats, I am NOT independent. I NEEEEEED you in capital letters. I TAAAAALK very loudly and sometimes constantly. I HAVE to have your
love and attention 24/7 otherwise you WILL know that I'm not happy.

But hey, you'll always feel wanted and never alone. And your family and friends will tell you what a beautiful cat I am. I will be with you watching TV, in
bed, having a shower, maybe even going for a walk- I'm the type who easily adapts to a cat harness. Ooooooo, just think how good we'd look together
and you could buy me a very attractive collar.

BTW I WILL NOT share you with other felines ;))

I can see us now together forever. Can't you?

Spiderman XOXOXOXO

-Experienced owner
-Only cat