Lily

Well hello there (cue sultry voice and sexy music).

Lilly is the name, stealing your heart is the game.
Looking for a lady who is all that? Well paint me grey and call me Blue I am the girl for you!

So you are a touchy feely person huh? Well as I adore being cuddled and snuggled sounds like we could be friends. Wink!

I do like a social life, how about you? I like to get out a few times a week. You know, just to give the boys something to sigh over. You should see me sashay down the path hips a wiggling and eye lashes fluttering making all the boys pay attention.

I like to see the world and love car trips. I envisage with the right partner (with the right sexy car) the world will be our oyster. Ooooo food….I LOVE food. I am a lady that is not a picky eater, no salad and rabbit food for me. I am all style and class and like good 5 * food. In fact now I think about it, I will do just about anything for food. Good thing I hold my figure well.

I have to admit that when I meet new people/dogs I sometimes can’t make up my mind whether they warrant a “walk in and lean for pat” approach or a “oh you are exciting I think I will give a few jumps and pace around so you can see the whole of gorgeous me” kind of approach. Well you know it is a lady’s prerogative to change her mind. I just need to make up my mind so I can change it…sigh!

I have noticed feathery clucky things in my carer’s back yard, they look like chickens and sound like chickens, I wonder if they are chickens? I watch them and am curious about them. Fascinating creatures really. I think I am pretty close to getting an introduction actually.

I haven’t encountered any other kind of small furry creatures. I don’t mind a small dog because, well…shucks, it is kind of vain of me to say, but being near them makes me look soooo good. It is sad for the small dog really, but hey I am okay with that.

I am not a high maintenance girl. I just like the odd trinket here and there to chew or play tug with. I also occasionally do a bit of gardening and dig a future garden bed here and there in anticipation of burying something oops I meant PLANTING something. Yes definitely planting something.

You don’t have to be single or without children. I love everyone. I do like to play with children, I can get excited or I can just, you know, lay with them while they read or watch TV.

As a sophisticated alluring lady I don’t exert myself to warn you of intruders by barking a lot. Let’s face it no lady likes to get all sweaty.

So (strikes sexy pose looking back over her shoulder with a lingering look) do you think you are capable of handling all this woman?

If so you can contact me on 1300-too-sexy-for-this-body-and-I-know-it!