Jason

Hey, whatsOup. My name's Jason, but most people call me Voltron.
So, lately I've been putting a lot of my creative energies into growing my tail - and my little kitten pot belly. They're both coming along nicely. Hey, wait... have you got... food..? Hmm.. Thought I could smell food...
So anyway, about me... I'm pretty much a big deal. I've got a long, luscious coat, and mad long eyelashes and whiskers. I don't even shed. And check out my tiny pink kitten nose! Cool huh? What else..? I love a good play. Hide and seek? Love it! Chase the string? THE BEST!
(Hey.. is it lunchtime yet..?)
Now you mustn't let my easy kitten-charm and chubby little fluffball appearance fool you - I'm pretty sure that when I grow up, I'm going to be a lion. Like one of those huuuuge big boss cats that rule the jungle... That's right - as soon as I finish my nap - and maybe after I've come for another long, lazy cuddle on your lap - I'm gonna be strong and fierce!
Actually, now that I think about it...Meh, maybe lion training can start next week... Yawn. Probably time for a snack now anyway, right..?
Oh.. and erm.. I'm a bit embarrassed by this... Don't tell anyone.. but.. I snore. Like, obviously, I purr like a regular little lion kitten, but when I'm passed out upside-down on your lap, or in the linen draw, and especially after a good solid wrestle with the cat toy, I have a peeping little kitten snore... Don't hate.
So that's me. Toilet trained, super affectionate, one-day-king-of-the-jungle, and cute as.
Love me now or lose me forever!
Voltron (AKA Jason)