Beth

Have food, I head tilt like there's no tomorrow... and look mighty cute in the process.

Share my belief that use of my four paws for walking should be minimised? Being carried around like a Queen is where I'm at.

Love a cuddle? Open them arms up and watch me dive right in. Once I get to know you for I cannot tell a lie - I have been known to piddle my pantaloons when first introduced to strangers.

Ideally suited to an older household you must be prepared to offer me a quiet, if not sedate, lifestyle. Have a lazy, fat cat around? That would work for me. Another quiet, canine friend? Bring them out for a blind date and see how things go.

Ready for me to complete you? You know where to find me.