Rebel

Picture this as needs in your life. A constant companion who will gaze at you like you've lit the stars and hung the moon. One who you share your woes with as you gossip about the neighbourhood over tea and crumpets. Who encourages you to dust off those cobwebs for adventure around the neighbourhood. Who is always willing cuddle and gogglebox together come night.

Mature in most aspects I understand the rewards of being polite, courteous and obedient. In my excitement to meet life head on I may forget myself, but all I need is a gentle reminder and I become the poster cihld for obedience and respect.

Sounds just about perfect? Meet my extra special need and all this stud-muffin wow-ness could be yours.

This need isn't unachievable, but most definitely a necessity. Whilst I don't comprehend just why you should you need to leave me at home as you go about adulting, know that I must be left inside, politely waiting your return to my side. If you can't offer me that then your fencing must be extremely tall and jump proof, for I do have the ability to come find you.

My need to share you with another canine friend is not high on my priority list, but if you do have one of those know that I will choose. To give you some hints they would need to be of comparable size, goofballs and neutral in temperament.

If you've got the time I'll bring the love, devotion and hero worship. See you soon?