Ledger

With my genetics a subject for debate, one thing I can guarantee you is that you'll never need worry about stepping on me by mistake - 20 weeks @ 17kgs. I'll leave it to you to do the math as to potentially how big I will get. (If you figure it out, let me know, m'kay?).

For now I'm your typical happy, bouncy and tactile puppy who happy dances through life. With that said, I've proven rather..."speshal"... when it comes to this game called "fetch". Player instructions simply don't compute and I dare say there are threats of releasing video evidence of such attempts. Hopefully my lawyers file that injunction in time. Once they put a stop to that other piece of damning evidence - my reaction to the office cat. Big dog hiding behind their handlers skirts, anyone?

Before you start to think I'm all beauty with no brains let me prove otherwise. You want me to sit? I sits. Not pull on the lead? I can do that too. Feel the need to feed me the noms? My belleh will always be politely receptive.

Like any youngster worth their pup-salt I can be a bit jumpy. Adoring of wee humans they would need to be steady on their feet until I mature and get such antics out of my system.

Negotiable to slot into most family dynamics there is one thing I won't compromise on... much. Ideally I would adore another friendly canine friend, one I can learn from or teach - I'll swing either way. If you can't offer me that then just know that daily opportunity to socialise with like-minded souls at the local dog park are a must.

If you can commit to a life-long member of the family who needs to be included in all of life's adventures, then you know where to find me. If you can't, then please swipe left.