Orbit (CaV18-38)

Hello, my name is Orbit.
I saw you were advertising an opening for a new house cat, so I thought I would apply.
I have many great qualities that make me suitable for this role. I like to purr a lot and I enjoy playing with toys, or any small objects you make available for me.
I am well presented (except that photo of me with my tongue out, look, I had had a big night and... you know).
Anyway, I AM well presented. I take pride in my appearance and concentrate on washing myself regularly. Several hours of it each day, in fact, and I prefer to sit on the newspaper you're trying to read while I do it.
Some of my other skills include napping (it's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it!), snoozing (trust me, this is different to napping), resting my eyes (I'm watching the dog out of one corner) and taking siestas.
I am a sociable fellow and can live happily with your other house pets or young humans. I would like some company bonding days in the beginning though, while we all get to know each other.

What else do you need to know? Oh I'm really good at pooping in those little boxes you provide me with, and I cover it up pretty neatly. I enjoy snacking but I'm not TOO demanding about you making sure that lunch is on time.
Punctuality is a strong point, particularly in the morning when I have determined that you ought to be awake ready to start the working day.
I am generally very polite, unless the dog upsets me in which case I will unleash all my rage (get it, unLEASH cos it was the dog. Did I mention humour is another strong point?)

Okay so my application is done now. Would you like to arrange an interview to get to know me better? Please be aware that I am prone to stage fright and might seem terrified of you upon first meeting but I guarantee it's all an act.

I'm located in Northam, but my foster mum can take me to Perth for interviews.
I'm waiting for my call back now.