Marvel

Prepare to be stared at as I walk down the street. My cross to bear is that such handsomepantsness is hard to hide.

They'll snicker to downright laugh with mirth as they watch my waddle, my head held high as if to say "these are my people, how lucky are they?!?"

The rumour mill will ramp to 11 as - pardon the pun - strangers marvel at how engagingly derpy I am.

The noms should be plentiful as I am not adverse to being bribed in displaying and building upon my basic obedience skills.

I will welcome one, I will welcome all. Humans will understand I come with wiggly cuddles, tongue baths and lots of play. Adoring of little wee ones it honestly is no hardship should I find myself sharing their bed.

Those with four-paws should have similar energy levels and a love of game, for play and good times defines me. Obnoxious about it, however, I am not.

Ready and willing, allow me to complete your home.