Rocky

Remember Bill & Ted and their most excellent adventures? Well, I am both the Earl of Preston and the Duke of Bill, rolled up into one most bodacious package.

No, way! Yes, way!

Content to follow thy human or canine, I take time to look around and admire just how lucky I am to be alive... I mean, life is a party, so why not party on?

To you I will turn for guidance. You, in turn, will mould my refreshingly innocent and incredibly sincere self into a most triumphant poet and scholar.

My belly will be presented for the rubs. My tongue on hand to provide the kisses. My appetite always insatiable for the noms.

My floppy ear? Will weaken you at the knees.

Stations everyone, I am ready to go home with you now.

Until then, be excellent to one another.