Dahli

Applying for your position advertised, "Lap warmer required"

Hi, I'd like to apply for your job vacancy please, I believe I fit your criteria for this full time position.

A bit about myself.
My names Dahli and I am an 8 years young gentleman with a university degree in Psychology. I enjoy long counselling sessions on the couch and am very experienced at such.

I am deaf, but I have noted that full hearing is not a requirement to be met in your criteria.

My Doctor does tell me I am suffering from a condition known as glaucoma in my left eye, and whilst it does not bother me now, perhaps later in life I may need this eye removed. I'd just like to reiterate that this in no way detracts from my high skill set of attention driven focus on my new employer.

I'm a very social fellow, and would enjoy the company of someone with similar standing in the community for those times I'm not required to fulfil my lap warming and counselling duties.

I believe you are offering a 'live in' position, this would suit me immensely , however, as I'm unable to drive, I would rely on my new employer to entertain me with outings, such as long lunches and lattes at the local cafes.

Might I be so presumptuous as to suggest your retired or semi retired lifestyle would suit my needs to a tee, as I am not a fan of employers who are away from home long hours at a time.

Please find attached my cover letter and current CV, I thank you for taking the time to consider my application and look forward to speaking with you soon,

Best regards
Dahli.