Benji

Introducing Benji who we recently rescued and who is now available for adoption.

What you might need to know…..
Benji - [aka: The Red Widow] was just a kitten when he was forcibly recruited by the CIA as part of an organized plot to train a ruthless team of fluffy assassins. When he finally asserted his rights as a conscientious objector and refused to use his considerable skills to execute a possum believed to be under Russian control, he was “redistributed” to the MKUltra project and made to consume large daily servings of kitten chow laced with dodgy catnip. He eventually escaped using only a shoelace, the sharpened lid of a tuna can, and an unsuspecting pigeon. At this point a fugitive on the run, he made his way to Australia to escape the relentless clutches of the American Government. Benji still suffers from catnip flashbacks, and like most survivors of the CIA Mind Control Program he has some understandable trust issues. Now he needs a special human and a little rest and relaxation. Also, he sometimes has hallucinations of Johnny Cash dressed only in a tie-dyed clown wig. Don’t mind their conversations, we’re pretty sure it’s harmless.

What you definitely need to know….
Benji was rescued from a Sydney pound and has all his vet work done (de-sexed, vaccinated, wormed, microchipped). He’s sensitive and a little shy at first, but a beautiful smoochy boy once he comes out of his shell.