Bailey

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be filled with quiet meanderings throughout the neighbourhood. Perhaps sniffing trees, chasing butterflies and trying to find the end of that rainbow. Come night, after a hearty meal, the time has come to let it all hang out and unwind in the man cave.

In exchange for a jar full of noms I offer my services as scapegoat, alibi and bedwarmer. Of particular benefit to any kids in the family, one would think.

Life is about adventure and new experiences, which I would be happy to share with another friendly, submissive female canine companion. But if you're home more often than not the role of adored only child has a nice ring to it.

I am ready to go home with you now.