Ronan

Life, it really is like a box of chocolates. With moi, you don't know quite what you're gonna get as I approah each day as a whole new adventure... going with the flow.

I would prefer this be with you right by my side, for you humans of any age or gender are plumb pickings for my loving. I'm also none too shabby with those of the canine persuasion... in fact I'm such a derp that it doesn't compute when they arc up in my face! If you have another they will enjoy a rousing game one minute and engage in snoozapolooza the next.

My love of company and attention is such that I do have the ability to seek some if left alone. Imagine everyone's surprise the first time I jumped into one of my canine neighbour's yard for some company! Please, though, allow me to stress I went no futher but perhaps play it safe with 6ft colorbond fencing, mkay?

Which means it should go without saying that if I'm to be your one and only you need to be home more often than not or have the ability to take me with you... to work, even. Otherwise allow me a friend of either gender that I can get up to all sorts of shenanigans with.

Aside from being an absolute goof ball, I come to you with the commands of "sit" and "drop". Ready to work on some more with me?

I am ready to go home with you now.