Smokey

My name is Smokey and I'm half purr machine, half unicorn buster. I really like sitting with you so when you can't see me I guarantee that you'll soon be wondering where I've gotten to.

I'll happily purr out whatever book you're attempting to read, as you won't be able to see it as I'll be blocking your view anyway...but you'll have to understand cat to decipher it. But I soon tire of reading so usually end up sprawled on your lap.

When not reading I'll be attending to important household chores like chasing unicorns or attending to my business but soon will be back and...in your face! for more r̶e̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ purring.

I don't eat much but usually will do with whatever you put in front of me and..sorry gotta go think I just spotted a unicorn...