Agnes

Ahem… I am Agnes! And my favourite thing in the world is chicken. I’m a fusspot of an old dame living the high life with my foster family. I’ve got almost everything I could ever want - two-legged servants to wait on me, fellow feline companionship, a bed in the sun… the only thing I don’t have is a home of my own.
I’m looking for an older household, somewhere warm and comfortable I can spend my retirement years. I’d like older kids who understand my delicate sensibilities, and an older cat companion to share tea and crumpets and gossip the day away with would be lovely. I require liberal, regular doses of sunshine (from the safety of the window) and soft places to sleep on. I do also require periodic doses of pats and scritches, and my purr could be used to tune a Rolls Royce when I get these.
Whilst I am very active for my age, leaping onto benches (and the occasional table) in the never ending hunt for my next meal, I do have a few issues with my health. I occasionally get an upset stomach and have trouble keeping weight on, but my servants have found that a diet that works for me that truly shows off my soft fur and bright eyes, and I’ve never felt better.
I demand your attention, and your applications. Love me. Take me home with you already.
With regards,
Agnes.