Rodger

Hello mortals! I'm Rodger! I was surrendered to Lort Smith Adoption Centre as my previous owner when I needed the removal of an uninvited lump. Yes, I appear to be rather the beluga anyway, (a trifle partial to trifle), but this particular foreign bulge was due to an infection from a wound I acquired while attempting to be sporty and shed my fatty lumps ... at least that's what I'm telling everyone. I ought to have stuck to diet control and power walks. But that will be my next challenge! I have had my surgery and I'm currently practicing eating healthy and sticking to appropriate portion sizes and boy do I look improved! At my new home I am going to be disciplined. You will encourage my weightloss by playing simple games with me everyday on rotation so I don't get bored. Motivating me to be the best I can be by telling me how wonderful I look each and every day is also very important. I take compliments well and as you can see by the size of my bonny head. Please note I look forward to spending time with you and sharing indoor space with my co-dwellers (no outdoors for me thanks). Rodger times will be rostered on a daily basis for clarity and your convenience but you must be punctual or I will be inspired to botheration and make the couch assume me its potato again. I am wonderful company so please make me the most cherished member of your family and all shall be well in Roger Land!