Alben

Greetings and how do you do!? My name is Alben and my title is Master. I'm Master Alben of Cat Land! ... What an ego (you may say), but no, my head is not inflated by an unbalanced obsession with myself. Instead you must see for yourself just how the handsome features that I posses could make me a good candidate for attention and praise. I haven't a choice you see, I don't ask for the pats, they just come to me in an embarrassment of riches! I have a tops visage and I strive to maintain good impressions all round whether you may be a co-dweller or simply a fleeting invitee. I'm a friendly and approachable sort of chap! I'm very sporty too! I will help your reflexes stay well atuned. We will play games to keep fit, perhaps share a delicious fishy luncheon for some protein and omegas, then assume the curly wurly position among some spongy bedding. If you have little human offsprings that may be fine as long as 'respect' is a word they will relate to me. One must respect one's feline master! Share the finned delights and the snuggly buggly bed with me and you shall be one of my dependents! As to the state of my relationship with outdoors? We don't talk. I don't require such a thing and have managed quite well without it. The sun and I are not friends and I don't quite understand the appeal of getting dirt between my toe beans! No thank you! Let me stay within my bubble-wrapped chambers please. I have had a sad time recently so please understand I'd rather focus on the good stuff, but you are most welcome to contact Lort Smith Adoption Centre staff for more about my history. Please do come and meet me!