Jax

Location: Spring Hill

"My name is Jax. I am a super villain cat. I am plotting world domination as we speak. I do not require an "owner". Such talk is disrespectful. Instead, I require a "henchman". A dogsbody who will attend to my physical needs while I continue to plan intercontinental supremacy. You must be willing to comb my lustrous coat and provide me with fresh meat and delicious dry biscuits. You must have your own office with comfortable furniture and playthings that I may swat at or ignore as is my fancy. I may repay you in occasional snuggles. This, however, is entirely at my own choosing. You work for me, not the other way around. If you feel you fulfill these criteria, you may apply."