Ned

Hi my name is Ned, not Fred and not Ted
Tell me I'm fabulous, It won't go to my head
I love to please people with my smile and charm
But you will need high fences, so I come to no harm
I worry you see when you go away;
I'd try to go with you and that's not OK
You should see my manners, I'm told they're first class;
I'll stay, shake hands and sit on my .....
I just need an ear scratch, a hug and a bone;
You'll never regret it if you take me home!