Ahoy there it's Captain Jack Sparrow!

ARRR! Ahoy there me hearties! The name is Captain Jack Sparrow and I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon!

I’m a real beauty with fur as white as sea pearls and eyes as green as sea glass.

Shiver me timbers! I lost me crew somewhere on the high seas and I be looking for some new mates to come on me next adventure. Blow me down, all I want is a merry yarn and a bit ‘a company for the long nights on the open waters.

Havin’ me around has its perks, I’m tellin’ ye. I’ll be scarin’ off all those scurvy scallywags, keeping ye lap warm when ye watchin’ ye treasure box and givin’ ye all the lovin’ ye need.

So when ye be sittin’ all a-lonesome on the deck, spare us a thought and get in touch, it ain’t hard t’ do. Invite ye new pirate mate to board ye ship and accompany ye on your next grand adventuaaarrr!

Captain Jack Sparrow is located in South Yarra