Jack

My name is Jack the fabulous oriental show cat For those of you who appreciate a unique breed such as myself you will fully understand all the facets to my personality. I am or rather was a show cat however I do believe I still "have it" and do enjoy listening to the endless compliments that come after having met me. I don't ask for much however I have composed a modest inventory of my requirements to make this transition as uncomplicated as possible. 1. Firstly I demand respect - my personal space is mine and I shall share this with a limited few which takes to my next request.2. I require a friend to share my knowledge and this new friend shall be chosen by no other then myself.3. Meals will be served promplty at 7-30am and repeat again no later then 4pm. I will take into consideration life outside of these hours and I will endeavour to negotiate.4. I expect an assembly when I erupt in song and a standing ovation for my efforts.5. I under no circumstanses will endure the words "coochy coochy coo" or high pitched baby talk I am cultured and eloquent and expect to be addressed as such nor will I tolerate ruckus of any sort I display contentment by simply allowing you to share a small percentage of the love seat with me.6. I welcome the likes of Mozart and Beethoven both I marvel at and I trust you do also?One would assume I was challenging arduous or even difficult to please quite the contrary follow these simple demands and I will allow you to adopt me as your master. With Regards Jack.