Louie

❤️ LOUIE - SHORT KING, BIG PERSONALITY, VERY SPECIFIC STANDARDS!

Swipe right if you love a man with little legs, a big attitude and excellent boundaries!

Name: Louie
Breed: Corgi (professionally built like a loaf of bread)
Occupation: Chief Crumb Inspector, Toy Enthusiast & Professional Shedder
Looking for: An exclusive, adults-only relationship. No kids, no pets, no complications!

💕 ABOUT ME

Short, handsome and ridiculously charming. I'm your typical Corgi gentleman: cheeky, clever, affectionate and just a little bit opinionated!

My ideal date? Playing with my favourite toys, enjoying a delicious meal and snuggling up in bed while you tell me how handsome I am. I'm also a big believer in routine, personal space (when I want it) and being the centre of your universe.

💚 GREEN FLAGS

✓ Toilet trained and comfortable spending time home alone.
✓ Food motivated and quick to learn new tricks.
✓ Excellent cuddler and enthusiastic crumb collector.
✓ Will happily supervise all kitchen activities, free of charge!

🚩 RED FLAGS (I PREFER THE TERM 'PERSONALITY TRAITS')

🚩 I have seasonal skin allergies. Hay fever season? IYKYK. I'll need a little extra TLC and ongoing management!
🚩 Children absolutely terrify me. I need a child-free home, including no visiting children.
🚩 I've had a scary experience with another dog, so I'm not interested in canine friendships. I need to be your only pet.
🚩 I have boundaries around handling. Consent is sexy, darling! I need someone who understands canine body language, respects my choices and won't force unwanted interactions.
🚩 Busy, overwhelming environments aren't my scene. I'm more of a quiet-neighbourhood kind of guy.

💍 MY NON-NEGOTIABLES

I'm looking for a patient, dog-savvy adult or couple who appreciates a Corgi with character! Someone who'll respect my boundaries, manage my quirks with kindness and use positive reinforcement to help me feel comfortable.

A predictable routine, peaceful walks, a comfy bed and plenty of opportunities to play with my favourite toys would make me one happy little loaf.

❤️ SO... ARE WE A MATCH?

I'm not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay. I'm looking for someone who loves a little personality, understands that affection should always be a two-way street and appreciates a man who knows what he wants.

Swipe right on Louie. Short legs, high standards, absolutely worth it! 🐾