Steve

Meet Steve!
The minute I clapped eyes on this bloke, I knew he was a Steve. I pictured a short, stocky guy, sitting up at the bar, ready to have a yarn with anyone who sat near him.
Steve is the epitome of the Aussie bloke. A mate, a bud, a pal. Always up for a good time, a BBQ or a game of ball in the park, Steve is a man of action!
Steve loves to hang with the boys but his swagger doesn’t really shine until he is around the sheila’s. You know the walk, the chest puffed, the shoulders rising towards the neck, the arms held ever so slightly out to the side to give the illusion of extra muscle.
Even though he is short and a red head, Steve still thinks he is “the man”. He is always quick with a wink of encouragement or to walk beside you, showing off that he gets to be your guy.
Steve’s legs might be short, but his personality is larger than life. Despite his vertical challenges, he can reach into the furthest corners of your heart, turning you into the softest version of yourself.
Steve is the kind of guy who is happy to have long walks at the beach, picnics or a movie night at home. He isn’t one for being fancy. He is just a good ol’ Aussie fella with a good heart, a dad bod and a yearning to fulfil the great Australian dream, a home of his own.
So if you have been searching for a little guy with a heart as big as Phar Lap’s, consider getting to know Steve, he could be the man of your dreams.
Disclaimer, Steve is a dog. He is an Australian Cattle dog x Dachshund who weighs 13 kg. He is about the size of a Corgi and has a stumpy tail. He has just turned one and is looking for a new home. This post was not intended as a tinder profile, regardless of how much he sounds like your perfect man.