Turbo

FINAL REDUCED PRICE: $400 (was much more, but Turbo says your love is worth more than money... and he's really good at guilt-tripping).
TURBO – The Nighttime Toilet Alarm Clock You Didn't Know You Needed ⏰🐾
Born: Sometime before February 10th (he's been in care since then, and yes, he's counting).
Gender: Male (neutered, so no unexpected surprises).
Breed: Kelpie Cross (so, part dog, part velcro, part tiny horse).
Status: Desexed, microchipped, vaccinated, parasite-treated, and 100% house-trained. (Yes, he wakes his carer up at night to go out. He's considerate, okay? Most humans just wet the bed.)
The Quirky Pitch:
Turbo is the final gem of his litter—the last one standing, like a puppy-sized Everest. He's gentle, kind, adventurous, and has a smile that will terrify and delight you simultaneously. When he's happy, he shows you his little teefies 😬—it's not a snarl, it's his "hehehe" face. He's basically a cartoon character trapped in a dog's body.
Why Turbo is your future obsession:
· Social Butterfly: Loves people. Wary when meeting new dogs but warms up. Probably loves squirrels from a respectful distance.
· Playful Spirit: Toys? Yes. Attention? Yes. Your undivided adoration? Yes please.
· Adaptable: Couch potato mode or adventure explorer mode. He's the Swiss Army Knife of dogs.
The Fine Print (but cute):
Turbo is a shy guy who gains confidence daily. Once comfortable? He becomes your favourite little shadow—he will follow you to the toilet (payback for the night wakings). He's a follower, not a leader, so he needs you to be his teacher and protector. But don't worry—he has a big bark to make you feel protected too. (It's mostly for show, but the neighbours don't know that.)
Smart Boy Alert:
He knows sit, wait for dinner, shake, and lay down. He learns fast—probably faster than you learned your times tables.
The Bed Invitation:
"Got room for a big cuddle bug to join your bed? I mean family." – Turbo, probably.
🔁 2-WEEK TRIAL AVAILABLE – $50 deposit refundable