Reba

Introducing Miss Reba,

Seeking: A full-time servant… sorry, life partner.

Hi, I’m Reba. I’m 18 months old, confident beyond my years, and emotionally unavailable until I’ve decided you’re worthy. I'm a beautiful black tortie princess.

I enjoy long naps, spontaneous singing, and reminding everyone that affection is a privilege—not a right. I’ll happily rub around your legs, demand pats, then abruptly walk away once I’ve had enough. Please don’t take it personally. I certainly won’t.

My hobbies include:
📦 Sitting in boxes that are clearly too small.
🍗 Conducting quality control on your dinner.
🛏️ Sleeping on whichever human bed has the fewest occupants.
🎶 Performing surprise concerts because the vibes felt right.
🕵️ Winning hide-and-seek championships you didn’t know we were playing.

I get along with cats, dogs, puppies and children. I’m confident enough to stand my ground, but I’m not interested in drama… unless someone says “no” to me.

Pros:
✔️ Fully litter trained.
✔️ Uses my scratching post.
✔️ Happy in busy households.
✔️ Independent enough that I won’t cling to you 24/7.

Things you should know:
🚩 Human food is community property.
🚩 I’ll ask for cuddles, then reject you halfway through.
🚩 I’ll stare at absolutely nothing until you question whether the house is haunted.
🚩 If you call my name while I’m busy, I’ll pretend I don’t know who Reba is.

I’m looking for someone who understands that I’ll be running this relationship. Payment is accepted in snacks, soft blankets and uninterrupted beauty sleep.

If you’re after a clingy cat, keep scrolling. If you’d like a tiny, furry CEO with impeccable confidence, questionable morals regarding stolen chicken, and enough personality to fill your entire house… I’m accepting applications. 👑🐾

References available from the dogs I’ve bossed around. 😂