Bitzy

Hi. I'm Bitzy. Yes, the Bitzy. You may proceed.

I'm a small, extremely important rabbit with a big personality and very clear expectations. Meals should arrive on time, my space should remain exactly how I like it, and you should always assume I'm right. If something is not up to standard, I will communicate-usually with a perfectly timed thump or a look that says, "do better."

I'm not all sass (alright, I'm mostly sass), but I am also clever, curious, and an excellent supervisor. I like to explore, keep tabs on everything happening in my home, and occasionally grace my humans with affection-think gentle nudges, relaxed flops, and quietly hanging out nearby... once you've earned it.

As for my ideal home: I require an adults-only household, or one with older, respectful children who understand that boundaries are non-negotiable. I prefer calm, predictable surroundings where I can truly flourish.

I'm not your average bunny-I'm a whole experience. If you appreciate confidence, a bit of attitude, and a lot of charm, you may submit your application.

I'll decide if you're worthy.