Soria

Hi, my name is Soria.

I am a glorious lady and you will be doing yourself a favour if you let me live with you.
I am a curly girlie and the smoochy of the smoochies.

I have knocked over lamps and pictures with my vigorous head boops.
I like candle lit dinners and long walks on the breach, however I am now no longer allowed near fire and not allowed outside.
We don't talk about that and no charges were laid LOL

I will settle for dinner and tearing up your hallway. I will let you know when dinner is to be served as I am not shy about eating.
You will hear me from the other end of the house.

I have been told I should meow for a living. Of COURSE i could. But meowing would be far too common.

I prefer an adoring audience to be smaller, I don't mind dogs as long as they stay in their lane with their scratching, drooling and barking. Horrid creatures!
If I deem it necessary for the goodness of my warmth I may allow them to lay in my vicinity and sniff my delectable glutamous minimous.

Another cat is out of the question.
Unless you would like to dive off the dresser with all claws at the ready and land my chocolate starfish on your ace whilst giving an interloper a beating, I would nip the flight of fancy of another feline in the bud.

If you can follow all these bylaws I might let you live with me at your house.

To apply - speak to my people.

Meet Soria, the glorious feline diva who's ready to graciously share her life with an adoring human or two. With her luxurious curls and playful yet regal demeanor, Soria is undoubtedly the "smoochy of the smoochies" who can charm her way into your heart. Though her head boops can be a bit over-enthusiastic at times—resulting in a few knocked-over items—you'll quickly find that her affection is well worth the occasional toppled lamp.

As a refined lady, she once enjoyed candlelit dinners and picturesque strolls. However, her only illumination now comes from the glow of her own regal presence, and her exercise regime involves theatrically racing up and down the hallway. Don't worry, though, Soria will always let you know with her spirited meows at dinner time when it's time for a feast, or when she's in the mood for some witty banter.

One thing to note is that Soria has specific preferences regarding her social circle. While she can tolerate dogs—provided they maintain their composure and respect her personal space—another cat, well, let's just say it's a "no-go." She's queen of the castle, and intends to uphold her magnificent reign with grace and, if needed, a mighty leap.

If you're ready for a life full of love, laughter, and the occasional meow-filled concert, Soria may just allow you the honor of her company. Adjust to her bylaws and enjoy the privilege of having this charming curly girlie by your side. Interested? Great! Simply speak to her people, and you might just find yourself chosen.