Bruiser

Bruiser | Male | Mastiff x | 1.5 years approx

Dog friendly: yes
Cat: No
Child friendly: yes
Crate Trained: partially
Size: large 36kg
Energy: medium

💥 Meet Bruiser: Professional Lap Dog (36kg Edition) 💥
Hi, I’m Bruiser — a happy, playful, people-loving goofball with a heart as big as my giant nugget head 🧠💙

I love everyone: big dogs, small dogs, humans of all sizes… if you’ve got a pulse, I’m probably your friend. I firmly believe I am a lap dog, despite the fact I weigh 36kg — physics is clearly negotiable.

🚶‍♂️ Walks? YES PLEASE
🚗 Car rides? Best day ever
🐕 Other dogs? Even better — I’d love a doggy sibling to hang out with, especially when my humans cruelly leave the house and forget to take me (rude, honestly).
I’m a family kind of guy — I don’t just want a home, I want to be part of the action: couch hangs, family time, adventures, and all the love you’ve got to give. I promise to return it tenfold with tail wags, happy dances, and excellent emotional support.
✨ Bonus features include:
Constantly happy vibes
Playful personality
Gorgeous looks
Extra-large, extra-kissable head
Elite cuddle skills (lap size irrelevant)

If you’re looking for a big-hearted, joyful, loyal best mate who thinks every day is the best day ever — congratulations, you just found Bruiser.

Bruiser is $350 to adopt and comes desexed, microchipped, C5 vaccinated, HW tested (negative) and given flea/tick/worm prevention.

If you would like to meet Bruiser please email adopt@nqar.org.au