Aerosmith

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage ... Aerosmith

If you've ever thought to yourself, "You know what my home is missing? A tiny, furry frontwoman with the vocal range of a smoke alarm and the confidence of a rock legend," then boy, do we have the cat for you.

Aerosmith is a young, larger-than-life feline with absolutely no inside voice. This girl doesn't simply meow, she performs. She will sing you the songs of her people at breakfast, lunch, dinner, 3am, and whenever she feels you haven't admired her enough in the last six minutes. Think Siamese on steroids, wrapped up in one outrageously affectionate, hilariously dramatic little package.

She is super smoochy, ridiculously social, and very much believes that personal space is a myth. Want to sit down? Great, she's already there. Going to the kitchen? She'll escort you while screaming. Need to go to the bathroom alone? Not if Aerosmith has anything to say about it, and trust us, she always does.

Aerosmith's greatest hits include:
Yelling for absolutely no reason
Yelling for a very important reason (unknown)
Being aggressively affectionate
Following you around like a tiny, furry groupie
Sticking her face directly into yours
Demanding attention like she's headlining Madison Square Garden

Aerosmith would thrive in a home that appreciates a cat with confidence, comedy, and zero chill. She'll need plenty of attention, interaction, and ideally an audience willing to applaud her every dramatic entrance.

If you're after a quiet, mysterious, graceful little cat who silently watches birds from the window ... keep scrolling.

If you're after a chaotic cuddle bug with the soul of Steven Tyler and the volume of a jet engine, then Aerosmith is ready for her encore.