Mickey

🚨 WANTED: A Human for Mickey 🚨

Crime: Being far too handsome for shelter life.
Time served: 110+ days (without parole).
Aliases: Mick, Big M, The Snack Inspector.

Mickey is a big, blue-and-white gentleman with enough personality to fill an entire house... and then politely request a second one.

He knows exactly what he wants, exactly when he wants it, and has absolutely no problem letting you know. Pats? Yes. Dinner? Five minutes ago, thanks. Your chair? Actually, it's his chair now. Your bed? Also under new management.

Mickey has spent over 110 days perfecting the art of supervising shelter staff. He carefully monitors cleaning standards, conducts regular treat audits, and ensures everyone is sticking to the cuddle schedule. Needless to say, he's overqualified for the job and is now seeking a promotion to Full-Time House Cat.

Don't let his confident attitude fool you-behind all the sass is a big softie who just wants a home to call his own. He'll keep you entertained with his larger-than-life character, make you laugh daily, and ensure there's never a dull moment (or an unopened treat packet).

After more than 110 days waiting, we think it's time Mickey fired us as his staff and hired a family of his own.

Warning: Adopting Mickey may result in frequent laughter, unsolicited supervision, and the sudden realisation that your house has always belonged to a cat-you just didn't know it yet. 🩵🐾