Adoption information
About Zorks - In foster care in Ashburton
👽 Meet Zorks 🐾
Greetings, human! I am Zorks… small, fluffy lifeform from the distant planet Adorablia. I have travelled many galaxies (and at least three rooms in the house) to study your strange human behaviours… like “folding laundry” and “trying to go to the bathroom alone.” Fascinating. I must supervise. 🛸
Zorks is a delightfully cheeky little explorer with curiosity levels set to MAXIMUM. Every corner must be inspected, every toy must be bapped, and every human activity must be… improved with kitten involvement. You are brushing your teeth? He will assist. You are working? He will sit directly on it. This is the Zorks way.
But wait… there is more to this tiny alien than chaos and investigation 👀
When his mission is complete, Zorks powers down into the sweetest, snuggliest cuddle mode, curling up close and purring like a happy little spaceship engine.
Zorks’ Official Alien Stats:
👽 Mission: Follow humans everywhere (success rate: 100%)
🛸 Special Skill: Turning ordinary moments into games
💛 Secondary Mode: Certified cuddle bug
🐾 Personality: Cheeky + affectionate = perfect Earth companion
Zorks is the best of both worlds — playful enough to keep you entertained, loving enough to melt your heart. He’s ready to beam himself into a forever home where he can continue his important research… and receive unlimited pats.
Nanu Nanu… adopt Zorks. Resistance is futile (but also unnecessary because he’s adorable). 🐾💫🐾
Medical notes
No known pre-existing conditions.
Adoption details
Before applying to meet one of our cats, please ensure that
- you have the agreement of all members of the household to adopt a Cat
- you have your landlords permission to keep a pet. More information on what to do is available at https://www.consumer.vic.gov.au/housing/renting/applying-for-a-rental-property-or-room/pets-and-renting
- you have all the necessary bits and pieces to welcome your new family member, starting with a cat carrier to bring them home, a litter tray, litter, food and bowls as well as a bed, toys and scratchers
- you are ready to welcome them home NOW. We are unable to hold a cat for you if you are not ready to adopt.
APPLY ONLINE at http://www.neko.org.au/adoption-application/
