Velvet

Meet Velvet the cat who looks like she's personally auditing your life choices 24/7. With her impeccable side-eye and perfectly arched eyebrow (if cats had eyebrows), she's basically a tiny, furry life coach who demands pats ... and judges how well you deliver them.

Don't be fooled by the sass, underneath that aristocratic glare is a sweet, affectionate cat who loves attention on her terms. She'll happily allow you to lavish her with scratches and cuddles, but beware: if your technique isn't up to scratch, she will let you know.

Velvet is the kind of cat who brings personality and attitude into a room before her paws even touch the floor. She's confident, cheeky, and has perfected the art of being simultaneously demanding and adorable.

If you've ever wanted a cat who keeps you on your toes, makes you laugh, and occasionally makes you question your life decisions, Velvet is ready to move in and start her inspection.

Adopt Velvet, your life is about to be judged, but in the best possible way.