Max

I'm Max, I'm cute, I'm silver-grey,
With stripes and eyes that get my way,
I'll follow you from room to room,
The kitchen, couch, and yes — bathroom.
I'll park myself right on the mat
And guard you like a loyal cat,
You're never showering alone,
This bathroom now? It's Max's zone.
My dinner is my greatest love,
I'd thank the kibble gods above,
But second place? Your cosy bed,
I'll snuggle up beside your head,
Four kilos of devoted fluff,
Pocket-sized but more than enough.
Just don't scoop me up, I'd rather not —
I like my four paws on the spot.
I'm quiet as a mouse, I am,
No fuss, no yowl, no carry-on spam,
I'll pad behind you soft and still,
Your silent shadow, always will.
But give me pats? I'm yours for life,
Just stroke my fur, I'll sit so nice,
So if you need a calm best friend,
Then take me home — I'll love you till the end.

Available for meet and greets in Kingston. Adoption fee is $250, which includes microchip implant, one vaccination, and desexing. Indoor-only homes are required to protect Max and local wildlife.