Senior Constable Beardmore

Senior Constable Beardmore reporting for duty.

I’m a 5-year-old black boy with a distinguished grey snoot, very impressive eyebrows, and an excellent service record in the fields of charm, affection, and general good-boy behaviour!

As a member of the force, I pride myself on being very people-oriented. I love humans. Love them. I am super friendly, very affectionate, and always ready to boost morale with an enthusiastic kiss. Some officers keep a professional distance. I prefer a more community-based approach, ideally involving pats.

One of my favourite duties is playing with my toys in the garden. This is where my professional dignity sometimes slips a little, because once I get going I become wonderfully goofy and wiggly. I’m told it is adorable. I choose to accept that as an official commendation.

In matters of inter-dog relations, I’m always very diplomatic. I’m gentle, composed, and very at ease with dogs both big and small, always greeting them with calm manners and an easy-going nature. It’s all part of what would make me a wonderful asset to your local community!

When I am not on duty, I can often be found engaging in my signature move: the roach. Yes, I am very fond of lying on my back with my legs in the air, looking completely ridiculous and totally relaxed. I like to think of it as tactical decompression.

In short, I am a very good officer indeed: super-chilled, super-friendly, affectionate, goofy when the moment calls for it, and always ready to make people smile. So if your home is in need of a distinguished gentleman and a full-time member of the Kissing Unit, I am ready to accept my next posting.

Senior Constable Beardmore, signing off.

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